Bench Bunny profile mark BENCH BUNNY $BENCH
CASOON

CASE NO. 0114, STATUS: OPEN

CASE FILE: BENCH BUNNY

Does Bench Bunny ever leave the bench? Ongoing observation.

STATUS
Seated.
SIT STREAK
00:00:00:00
Bench Bunny, studio portrait on a park bench with blue spec-sheet annotations
Fig. 00, Subject, primary view
Grainy field photo of Bench Bunny among trees, unconfirmed sighting away from the bench
Fig. 01, Field sighting, unconfirmed
02

Badge Line

Bench Bunny waving one paw while seated on the bench
  • Park Certified
  • Benched Since, first sighting
  • No PRs Recorded
  • Cardio, Declined
  • Hydration, Acceptable
  • Bench Loyalty, Unbroken
03

Bench Log

  1. adjusted right ear.
  2. inspected single daisy (no relocation).
  3. blinked once, held stare.
  4. refused cardio (again).
  5. micro-sigh, posture unchanged.
  6. re-centered whiskers.
  7. ambient noise noted; zero steps taken.
  8. Unbench pressed → 2px scoot, timer stutter, status verified: still seated.
Bench Bunny leaning over the back of the bench to inspect a daisy
Fig. 02, Exhibit A, the daisy incident, 02:41
04

Training Split

  • Sit.
  • Stare.
  • Repeat.